Sniff Panties

Let’s face it guys. Pussy is probably the most powerful force on the planet. (Well, not for gay dudes, but that’s an entirely different story.) The point is, since the dawn of humanity men have been making tremendous sacrifices for a slice of that savory pie. Fortunes have been won. Fortunes have been lost. Reputations both bolstered (Wilt Chamberlain) and tarnished (Bill Clinton) … all in the name of pussy.

So if you’re not getting your regular taste of twat, what are you waiting for!? Just think about what you’re missing…

With that in mind, I set out to find a quick and dirty solution. The answer? Amy’s Panties. Yes, you read that correctly. Amy sells her wet used panties to pussy-deprived men all over the world. She wears them. Gets them nice and juicy. And then ships them to your door. What you do with them after that is entirely up to you.

Let me assure you of this… once you start getting pussy on a regular basis again (even by way of wet used panties), you’re going to feel alive, invigorated, and less depressed. In other words, you’re finally going to feel like a manly man again.